Arnold Schwarzenegger's character, John Matrix, has a great relationship with his daughter, Jenny, played by a young Alyssa Milano. They fish, hunt, swim in a river, chop wood, and feed deer out of the palms of their hands. But then a guy kidnaps the daughter so that John Matrix will kill a South American president or something, and so Matrix kills hundreds of people, with the help of a woman he meets at the airport who laughs in the face of death, because she is some kind of secret psychopath. Here's what you will enjoy:
-the steel drum loop that is the soundtrack
-John Matrix reading a map
-John Matrix getting out of a bi-plane in a speedo so he can row a bunch of guns to shore and then put his clothes back on
-the special effects
-the fake mustaches
-how slow John Matrix runs while hundreds of men shoot at him
-the opening montage of Matrix with his daughter, Jenny
-the awesome bad guy with the chain mail, who, though he has thin arms and a potbelly, believes he is the only man as strong as John Matrix
-a shopping mall policed by over fifty mall cops
I wish this movie had come out after the Matrix.
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